Close but no cigar, braddah

Jeff and I had dinner last night at Ate-oh-ate on Burnside. I am from Oahu and, as far as I’m concerned, an expert with regard to plate lunches. This was not impressive.

Let’s start with the food, since it is the essence of a restaurant. They purport to be a “Hawaiian-Style” establishment, so I can’t skewer them too severely. They are not claiming to be authentic. In fact, “authentic” might be a bad word to use with regard to plate lunch because, after all, a plate lunch is really a mash-up of many cultural flavors. However, much of the food is not…authentic. In a way it is too good to be authentic. The mac salad has too much going on. That is the opposite of a good Japanese-Hawaiian style mac salad. Mayo, a little shredded carrot and the essence of a Japanese tabi, as my grandfather used to say. That kind of mac salad is the holy grail of plate lunch. This salad was ok, although a little under seasoned, but it had something else in it that was wrong. Maybe it was a little tuna or some finely chopped cabbage, not sure, but for the first time in perhaps my entire life I left some salad on the plate. One of my friends just gasped.

I ordered “Japanese style” curry. First, it was not Japanese style–it was Thai style, with too much coconut and a distinct flavor of lemon grass. Second, they did not understand my request to put the curry, rice and mac salad all on the same plate. Once I got the food it made sense. The curry was more soupy than Japanese style curry so it really could not be on a plate but had to be in a bowl. That meant I could not have the quintessential plate lunch experience of the curry and the rice and the salad all touching each other and–can I say out loud–mingling on the same plate. On a positive note, the chicken katsu was excellent.

Jeff had fried saimin, which is yakisoba by another name. This is not an uncommon dish but, in my opinion, they messed it up with upscale ingredients. Jeff is not fond of pork belly (I know, crazy but stay with me). It’s too fatty for his taste. Frankly, I didn’t like it either in this dish. Usually it is Chinese bbq pork, which is leaner than pork belly, and is cut into thin slices. The distinct, sweet flavor of Chinese bbq pork lends itself better to this preparation. Pork belly, though delicious, seems out of place to me, as it vies for attention in the mix instead of playing along, like a good plate lunch food should.

Perhaps most importantly the place was cold and without aloha. I know, “aloha” is a difficult quality to define but when it is missing a local person knows it. High ceilings, minimal decoration and the constant drone of “Jawaiian” music did not make for a good atmosphere. Now, I know that Jawaiian is a legit category of Hawaiian music but I contend it is crap and just the over-influence of hippies high on ganga. Sorry, my opinion. When I go into a Hawaiian establishment I expect to hear the greats of Hawaiian music like Gabby Pahinui, Genoa Keawe, Cazimero Brothers, Iz and so on.

My advice: Stop trying to be what you think mainlanders think Hawaii is all about and go back to roots. Make the food the way it is remembered and loved, play a variety of Hawaiian music in addition to a little Jawaiian, bring in some people with some aloha and warm up the decor. You may find that this appeals to everyone.

I might stop in again in the Summer, when a cold restaurant feels good but, at the moment, I can make my own katsu and Japanese curry and mac salad. Ok, the mac salad is a work in progress but I have connections in the meantime.

Lemon and Guava Chiffon

In the 80’s my friend Pat and I used to have lunch at a restaurant in the Portland NW Industrial area called Junie’s. My understanding is that many years previous it was on Broadway, downtown. Anyway, they had two items on the menu that I adored: the Hungarian mushroom soup and the lemon chiffon pie. Each time I had that pie I asked the server what I would have to do to get that recipe and she politely said “sorry, not a chance”. It was their own take on the RIO lemon chiffon pie, for which there are many variations. One day I went for lunch and asked again and the server said they were closing after many years and she photocopied the recipe from their book and gave it to me. I have made this recipe many times over the years and it is always creamy and delicious, just as I remember it at Junie’s. Here’s an easy to follow revision of Junie’s original recipe. Also, there is a variation of my own–guava Chiffon (a nod to my home state). Enjoy! Oh, and here’s a PDF version.

Original Lemon Version

Ingredients:
1 baked and cooled pie shell
1 envelope unflavored gelatin
1 cup granulated sugar
¼ cup water
4 eggs, separated
½ teaspoon salt
½ cup freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 teaspoon grated lemon rind
1 ½ cups heavy cream

Process:
1. Make your favorite pie crust, blind-bake it and set it aside to completely cool.
2. In the upper vessel of a double-boiler, NOT over heat, soften 1 envelope of unflavored gelatin and ½ cup granulated sugar in ¼ cup water. This should take about 5 minutes.
3. In a separate bowl slightly beat 4 egg yolks.
4. Whisk the egg yolks, ½ teaspoon salt and ½ cup freshly squeezed lemon juice into the gelatin mixture and cook in the double boiler for about 5 minutes, stirring the whole time. The mixture is finished when it coats a metal spoon.
5. Put the upper vessel of the double boiler into an ice bath and stir in the lemon rind.
6. Chill, stirring often, until it is thick as a raw egg white.
7. Whip the 4 egg whites with ½ cup sugar until stiff peaks are formed. Set aside.
8. Whip 1 ½ cups heavy cream until stiff.
9. Fold the whipped egg whites into the lemon mixture then fold in the whipped cream.
10. Pour into the cool pie crust and refrigerate.
This pie is at its best after being refrigerated for at least 4 hours.

Guava Variation

Ingredients:
1 baked and cooled pie shell
1 envelope unflavored gelatin
½ cup + 3 tablespoons granulated sugar
¼ cup water
4 eggs, separated
½ teaspoon salt
1 ½ cups frozen guava juice concentrate (thawed)
1 ½ cups heavy cream

Process:
1. Make your favorite pie crust, blind-bake it and set it aside to completely cool.
2. In the upper vessel of a double-boiler, NOT over heat, soften 1 envelope of unflavored gelatin and 3 tablespoons granulated sugar in ¼ cup water. This should take about 5 minutes.
3. In a separate bowl slightly beat 4 egg yolks.
4. Whisk the egg yolks, ½ teaspoon salt into the gelatin mixture and cook in the double boiler for about 5 minutes, stirring the whole time. The mixture is finished when it coats a metal spoon.
5. Put the upper vessel of the double boiler into an ice bath and stir in the guava juice concentrate.
6. Chill, stirring often, until it is thick as a raw egg white.
7. Whip the 4 egg whites with ½ cup sugar until stiff peaks are formed. Set aside.
8. Whip 1 ½ cups heavy cream until stiff.
9. Fold the whipped egg whites into the lemon mixture then fold in the whipped cream.
10. Pour into the cool pie crust and refrigerate.

Optional: This pie is a light salmon color, which might freak some people out. You can add a couple of drops of red food dye at step 5 if you really need to. Personally, I’m ok with the color.
This pie is at its best after being refrigerated for at least 4 hours.

Steve’s Peanut Butter Cookies

PDF version of recipe

Blend together:
¾ cup softened, unsalted butter
½ cup granulated sugar
½ cup light brown sugar

Blend in:

1 egg
1 cup + 2 tablespoons chunky peanut butter
½ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon baking soda
¼ teaspoon almond extract
¼ teaspoon vanilla extract

Mix in with wooden spoon:

1 ½ cups all purpose flour
¾ cup slivered almonds (toasted)

Form into about 1” balls and place on cookie sheet about 2 inches apart. Using a flour-dusted fork, press down slightly in two moves so as to create a hash mark on top of each cookie.

Bake at 375° for 15 minutes. Cool for 5 minutes then move to paper towels. Let cool completely before eating.